Slaine by The Terrible Two
WARNING: THERE EXISTS A BAD VERSION OF THIS DEMO! THE BAD VERSION IS THE VERSION WITHOUT THIS INTRO. PRESS SPACE!!! T2, 1-2-1988 - 1BRAIN AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO READ MY PERSONAL TEXT.. - RICO IS MAKING SILLY NOISES ON MY SAMPLER. RICO IS SO USELESS, HE CAN'T MAKE PROGRAMMES OR SOMETHING. HE CAN ONLY MAKE MESS. NOW I HAVE TO FINISH 2 DEMOS IN 1 DAY!! (CAUSE IT'S CLUB-DAY TOMORROW). - !> IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME, CALL: - RICO IS A VERY GOOD IMITATOR OF ERNIE (FROM SESAMSTREET) I WISH I COULD DIGITIZE THE NOISE HE'S MAKING RIGHT NOW, IT'S VERY FUNNY - !5 (SOMETHING LIKE THIS - 9BOE BISKIEBOE BISKIEBOE - HE SINGS IT ON THE MELODY 'TOY SYMPHONY', WHICH IS A DEMO-TUNE ON THE FUCKIN' SAMPLER.) - "I THINK I TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT RICO - *AND NOW THE TOP 5 CHART OF DEMO-CREATORS : - >(I DON'T WANT TO MENTION MYSELF, BECAUSE I'M SUCH A NICE GUY!) - 2TOP 5 OF CRACKERS: - 7TOP 5 OF COMPUTER-MUSIC - /2.MARTIN GALWAY - 54.JEROEN KIMMEL (RED) - (PS. I HAVE MADE A MUSIC-ROUTINE MYSELF (WITH DIGI), AND I THINK IT'S PRETTY NICE - = ONE SONG IS ABOUT 8 BLOCKS AND IT'S FASTER THAN ROCKMONITOR - 0WELL, THAT'S IT. - +RICO WITH MY TEXT WITHOUT ONE WORD FROM BRABIN "IT - IT'S NOW SATURDAY 30-1-'88 AND IN THIS WEEKEND WE'VE MADE TWO DEMO'S - - THE SLAINE DEMO (THIS ONE) AND SKATE ZOMBIE - (FIRST I WANT TO GET RID OF THE GREETINGS - 2OH SHIT I MAY NOT PUT ANY GREETINGS IN THIS SCROLL - IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE GREETINGS THEN LOOK IN THE GREETINGS SCROLL - #TOMORROW IT'S CLUDDAY IN OOSTERHOUT - )IF YOU WANT TO SWAP WITH ME THEN WRITE TO - /GAREELSTRAAT 32 - 4THAT'S ENOUGH I HOPE - -UH OH MY LITTLE SISTER IS COMING INTO MY ROOM - 2WAIT A SECOND, OK? - <HEY GET OUT OF MY ROOM BITCH - 2WHAM SCRATCH CHOP - (SORRY BUT I MUST KICK HER OUT OF MY ROOM - NOW SHE IS TELLING MY MOM THAT I'VE STOLEN DADDY'S PLAYBOY'S AND PENTHHOUSES - THOSE LAST TWO WORDS FROM THAT FIGHT ARE DIFFICULT TO TRANSLATE IN ENGLISH BUT I'LL TRY - KUTWIJF IS PUSSYBITCH I THINK AND KLOTEHOER IS (KLOTEN IS AN OTHER WORD FOR BALLS) BALLS-WHORE - ALL ARKC MEMBERS MUST MAKE NEW ARKC DEMO'S, SO WE ARE MAKING SOON ONE OR TWO OR SOME MORE - HEY WHAT'S THIS,THE WHOLE HOUSE IS DRILLING AND I CAN SEE A BROWN CLOUD ON THE STREET! - 6IT'S THE LIVING LEGEND - 7SHIT WHERE ARE THOSE NUCLEAR WEAPONS WHEN YOU NEED THEM - 1AH HERE I GOT ONE - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE - !WHAT? YOU WANT TO SHOW YOUR DEMO - 2BUT FIRST I'LL TAKE MY GASMASK BEFORE I LET YOU IN - *HEY THAT'S THE DEMO WHICH WE MADE TOGETHER - 7IT'S CALLED 'FUCK YOU!' - YEAH NICE TLL! BUT NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE WILL YA - <I'VE NOTHING TO SAY ANYMORE SO NOW LOOK IN THE OTHER SCROLLS - "THBIS 4THE GREETINGS-SCROLL - [GREETINGS TO , HORNY TOON+TFS/SUN , TERRAX , PANTHER/NEW ACES , SKYKID/THUNDERCATS , HIGHLINE , MICRONET , RED/JUDGES , MR.BADGUY/FANTASTIC FOUR , GIMZO/WOW , GRENDEL/BYTERAPERS , BEATLESS , THE DIGITAL FORCE , THE DYNAMITE CRACKERS , THE DUTCH CRACK GUYS , JCM-SOFT , POWERSOFT , DR LIVINGSTONE , TSB/RIFFS , DREADFULL DUO , MR CHEWING GUM , WEIRDO , SUN-DOWN SONNY , PSJ , THE MAP TEAM , TCC , LDA , FIRE EAGLE , NCA , RTE/DIZZY , PAG , CPS , SHINE AND THE ANTI RONNIE CLUB - ;NOW WE START ALL OVER AGAIN - /GAREELSTRAAT 32 - .HIT THE KEYS 1 AND 2 FOR THE MUSIC FROM SLAINE - "THBIS 2THE MESSAGE SCROLL - GRENDEL/BYTERAPERS: RICO'S DRIVE IS OUT OF REPAIR SO NOW YOU CAN WRITE TO HIM AGAIN - -AND I THINK WE CAN'T COME TO YOUR COPY-PARTY! - ;IT'S TO FAR AWAY AND MY PRIVATE JET IS IN REPAIR AND ON FOOBT I - S MUCH TO FAR AND WITH THE PLANE IT'S TO EXPENSIVE (YOU MAY COME TO PICK US UP - THE MUMMY: HOW DO YOU LIKE THE PICTURE I (RICO) DESIGNED FOR YA - I'VE SEND TWO OF YOUR DISKS AND A DEMODISK FROM ME(RICO) TO YOU, BUT BRAIN TOLD ME THAT YOU PROBABLY ARE MOVED TO ANOTHER HOUSE! IF THAT'S TRUE THAN TRY TO FIND THE DISKS BACK, OK - 4TERRAX: THANX FOR THE MONEY AND THE EXPRESS-STICKERS - JAN LUDECKE IN GERMANY: DON'T CALL US RAMPAGE , WE DON'T MAKE AN INTRO FOR YOU AND MUSTN'T RAPE INTRO'S FROM SOMEONE ELSE , UNDERSTAND - <RADARSOFT: BUY RAD-X OR ELSBE W,ILL FIND YOU - 2THE LIVING LEGEND: - CAN'T YOU MAKE YOUR PROGRAMMES WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM BRAIN AND GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR GAME - !1(YOU WILL NEED IT - 8MR ROPS-SOFT/DREADFULL DUO: WE WILL HELP WITH YOUR DEMO. - 4TO ALL ARKC MEMBERS: - !IT'S TIME TO MAKE NEW ARKC DEMO'S - ;SO WE WILL START WITH A FEW - 1TO ALL ASS-HOLES: - :LICK THE REAL FONZ HIS ASS - /(OR THE MUMMY'S - "TO ALL GUYS WHO SWIM IN THE MONEY: - /GIVE US MONEY FOR AN AMIGA OR ELSE WE GONNA CRY - !8(NO BRAIN, DON'T CRY NOW - /MESSAGE TO ALL: - 1TRY TO CONTACT US - !8(READ THE CONTACT SCROLL - "THBIS 4THE INFORMATION TEXT - 2DEMOS FROM US ARE: - RAMPAGE-PREVIEW , QUARTET MUSIC , WARLOCK MUSIC , SHARP DEMO , THE MUDMAN , THE BIG ONE , LAST NINJA DEMO , SKATE OR DIE , PIRANHA , SURFING MOUSE , BOUNCING BALL , PERSONAL T2 DEMO , ZIE GINDS KOMT T2 , FLY ON TARGET , SKATE ZOMBIE AND THE SLAINE DEMO - .SOON RELEASED: - THE BEAT-BOX , FUTURE VISION , SHAOLIN DEMO , DOUBLE DISK DEMO , ARKC-DEMO'S , LITTLE CONTACT DEMO , Y - A> , FUCK YOU AND MORE RUBBISH. - HERE IS THE SUPER-NICE GUY CALLED TFS. (YOU KNOW, THE GUY THAT'S SUCH A GOOD PROGRAMMER AND IS TOO LAZY TO SEND BACK, THANKS FOR THE DISCS) - FIRST I AM GONNA THANK T2 FOR MAKING ME (ANTI-)FAMOUS IN SURFING MOUSE - $ I CAN ALWAYS APPRICIATE A GOOD JOKE - +UNFORTUNALLY IT WASN'T A GOOD JOKE FROM YOU - .BUT I STOP SLAGGING THEM IN THEIR OWN SCROLLER - $LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NORMAL LIFE NOW - 7 TODAY (31-1-'88) OUR GOOD QUEEN IS HAVING HER BIRTHDAY - .6 I JUST LOVE THE BITCH - .AND NOW A JOKE - A GIRL COMES TO THE DOCTER AND SAYS: DOCTER, WHEN I FUCKED I HAVE SUCH A PABIN 'MY BACK - THE DOCTER THINKED AND SAID: MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IT THE WAY DOGS DO - THE LADY REPLIED: I ALLREADY TRIED THAT, BUT THE DOG SMELLS TO AWFULL - =THAT JOKE COSTED ME 150 CENTS - " I HEARED AN A JOKE TELEPHONE-LINE - $AND NOW AN ORIGINAL 'ULVENHOUT'-JOKE - I GUESS YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT PLACE, BUT IT EXCISTS REALLY (I KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE SAY: SINTERKLAAS EXCISTS TOO, BUT ULVENHOUT EXCISTS REALLY) - POST IS ALWAYS DELAYED IN ULVENHOUT, BECAUSE THEY HAVE OLD-FASHIONED STAGE-COUTCHES - 9 TARZAN IS HAVING HIS HEADQUARTERS AROUND THE WOODS THERE - .: (IT'S NOTHING BUT BUSHES) - = THEY HAVE ALSO A NICE WAY TO LET YOU THINK ULVENHOUT IS BIG) - ) THEY SAY FOR INSTANCE 'ANNEVILLELAAN 70' - WHEN THERE ARE ONLY THREE HOUSES IN THE STREET. (THEY COUNT LIKE THIS 25-32-72) - <AND NOW THE STORY OF MY LIFE - _ I WAS BORN AT A VERY YOUNG AGE - .6 AND WILL DIE VERY OLD - (IF THE SURROUNDERS GET IT THE WAY THEY WANT I'M DYING VERY YOUNG) - =THAT WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE - 32 IF YOU WANT TO HEAR RONNY KUYSTERS TALKING TO YOU, AND THEN CALL 076-872693 (HANS) TO JOIN THE ARKC - ! (LET'S CLIMB UP TO THE MAGICAL 1 - 8O, T2, YOU COMMENT ME THAT I SNUFF MY NOSE IN EVERYTHING - I JUST DO IT IN MY HANKY, THROUSERS, BRAIN'S JACKET, RICO'S JACKET (HAA, YOU DIDN'T KNEW THAT), C+VG'S, ZZAP'S, DISKBOXES, DISKCOVERS, COMPUTER FROM RICO (ON WHERE I AM TYPING RIGHT NOW) - I JUST GOT SOME M&M'S FROM RICO, THINK I HAVE TO PUPE ON HIS KEYBOARD AGAIN - I THINK I'M GONNA LEAVE THE KEYBOARD NOW, BECAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO THEN TELLING YOU NOBNSE - :WELL, TO MY CONTACTS: DISCS ARE ON THE WAY (MET STRAFPORT) - 4IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR DISCS BACK BEFORE 1990 CALL ME - HH HERE ARE THE DYNAMITE CRACKERS FROM MICRONET AND WE HAVE THE HONOUR TO WRITE THE FIRST TEXT IN TERRIBLE TWO'S VISITORS TEXT. - OWE ARE NOW ON THE COMPUTER CLUB IN OOSTERHOUT (THE MIGHTY MUSQUITO ON HIS AMIGA AND I (THE BAD GUY) ON A 64. IT'S VERY BORING OVER HERE BECAUSE THERE IS ALMOST NOBODY AND WE ARE THE ONLY ONES WITH NEW SOFTWARE. IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THE NEWEST STUFF FOR THE 64 WRITE TO : - 0REMBRANDTSTR. 11 - 35171 XK KAATSHEUVEL - 3(HOLLAND). FOR THE NEWEST STUFF ON AMIGA WRITE TO: - .HANDELSTRAAT 1 - 35171 CE KAATSHEUVEL - :(HOLLAND TOO). NO LAMERS - I THINK I AM GOING TO STOP NOW BECAUSE I HAVEN'T ENOUGH INSPIRATION. - &MAYBE MUSQUITO WANT TO SAY SOMETHING : - 6YES, OFCOURSE I WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING IN THIS GREAT DEMO (I GUESS,'CAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET). SHIT,SHIT, WHAT IS THIS TERRIBLY TYPING,'CAUSE THE TABLE IS STANDING AT LEAST 2 COMPUTERS HIGHER THAN AT HOME. HAHAHA,I FORGOT TO TELL YOU,BUT D'YOU KNOW WHY I'M TYPING ON RAMON'S COMPUTER INSTEAD OF ON BRAIN'S - BECAUSE RICO FORGOT HIS ADAPTOR - (HAHAHAHA,WHAT A LAUGH !! HE HAD TO CALL HIS DAD AND ASK HIM TO COME ALL THE FROM ULVENHOUT TO HERE TO BRING HIS ADAPTOR. - 5OH,WAIT,BRAIN JUST SAID HIS FATHER HAS ARRIVED YET,BUBT I - /S ALREADY 11:43 AND THE CLUB STARTED AT 10:00.) - HAHA, IN CASE YOU ARE STILL LAUGGHING TOO, HERE ARE THE GREETINGS FROM US: GREETINGS TO ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF MICRONET, THE SUPPLY TEAM , THE KARATE KID II , WARRIORS OF DARKNESS , SUN , TERRIBLE TWO , ACE , LACC , SCC , VAN DE LINDEN (BUY NEW 'STRIJKERS' FOR US) , THE JUDGES , THE GUY WHO CALLED ME YESTERDAY AT 22:45 PM WHEN I WAS LEARNING MY FRENCH,WHO'S NAME WAS MAURICE , DAVE , MAN AT WORK , THE KENT TEAM , BAMIGA SECTOR ONE , SUNDRUM , THE ARKC , (YOOHOO, RAYMOND IS GETTING OUT RUN FOR ME ON AMIGA - "CALL ME,OR WRITE ME TO GET IT TOO - ADRESS IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SCROLL !) , COMPUTERCLUB OOSTERHOUT, THE AMIGA CLUB IN OOSTERHOUT AND ALL THE REST WE KNOW OR MIGHT GET IN CONTACT WITH, IF THEY CALL US OR WRITE US. - ALSO SPECIAL GREETINGS TO MY GRAPHICS WIZARD ON AMIGA : THE IMPORT FREAK FROM MICRONET (HE LIVES IN SWITZERLAND (NOT SWISS,RIGO, SWISS IS THE ADJECTIVE)) - OKAY,THIS IS IT FOR ME, I AM GOING TO PLAY 'CRAZY CARS' (IT WASN'T OUT RUN, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE OUT RUN A LOT (IT IS GR - WARNING: THERE EXISTS A BAD VERSION OF THIS DEMO! THE BAD VERSION IS THE VERSION WITHOUT THIS INTRO. - 1BRAIN AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO READ MY PERSONAL TEXT.. - RICO IS MAKING SILLY NOISES ON MY SAMPLER. RICO IS SO USELESS, HE CAN'T MAKE PROGRAMMES OR SOMETHING. HE CAN ONLY MAKE MESS. NOW I HAVE TO FINISH 2 DEMOS IN 1 DAY!! (CAUSE IT'S CLUB-DAY TOMORROW). - !> IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME, CALL: - RICO IS A VERY GOOD IMITATOR OF ERNIE (FROM SESAMSTREET) I WISH I COULD DIGITIZE THE NOISE HE'S MAKING RIGHT NOW, IT'S VERY FUNNY - !5 (SOMETHING LIKE THIS - 9BOE BISKIEBOE BISKIEBOE - HE SINGS IT ON THE MELODY 'TOY SYMPHONY', WHICH IS A DEMO-TUNE ON THE FUCKIN' SAMPLER.) - "I THINK I TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT RICO - *AND NOW THE TOP 5 CHART OF DEMO-CREATORS : - >(I DON'T WANT TO MENTION MYSELF, BECAUSE I'M SUCH A NICE GUY!) - 2TOP 5 OF CRACKERS: - 7TOP 5 OF COMPUTER-MUSIC - /2.MARTIN GALWAY - 54.JEROEN KIMMEL (RED) - (PS. I HAVE MADE A MUSIC-ROUTINE MYSELF (WITH DIGI), AND I THINK IT'S PRETTY NICE - = ONE SONG IS ABOUT 8 BLOCKS AND IT'S FASTER THAN ROCKMONITOR - 0WELL, THAT'S IT. - +RICO WITH MY TEXT WITHOUT ONE WORD FROM BRABIN "IT - IT'S NOW SATURDAY 30-1-'88 AND IN THIS WEEKEND WE'VE MADE TWO DEMO'S - - THE SLAINE DEMO (THIS ONE) AND SKATE ZOMBIE - (FIRST I WANT TO GET RID OF THE GREETINGS - 2OH SHIT I MAY NOT PUT ANY GREETINGS IN THIS SCROLL - IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE GREETINGS THEN LOOK IN THE GREETINGS SCROLL - #TOMORROW IT'S CLUDDAY IN OOSTERHOUT - )IF YOU WANT TO SWAP WITH ME THEN WRITE TO - /GAREELSTRAAT 32 - 4THAT'S ENOUGH I HOPE - -UH OH MY LITTLE SISTER IS COMING INTO MY ROOM - 2WAIT A SECOND, OK? - <HEY GET OUT OF MY ROOM BITCH - 2WHAM SCRATCH CHOP - (SORRY BUT I MUST KICK HER OUT OF MY ROOM - NOW SHE IS TELLING MY MOM THAT I'VE STOLEN DADDY'S PLAYBOY'S AND PENTHHOUSES - THOSE LAST TWO WORDS FROM THAT FIGHT ARE DIFFICULT TO TRANSLATE IN ENG > - 1BRAIN AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO READ MY PERSONAL TEXT.. - RICO IS MAKING SILLY NOISES ON MY SAMPLER. RICO IS SO USELESS, HE CAN'T MAKE PROGRAMMES OR SOMETHING. HE CAN ONLY MAKE MESS. NOW I HAVE TO FINISH 2 DEMOS IN 1 DAY!! (CAUSE IT'S CLUB-DAY TOMORROW). - !> IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME, CALL: - RICO IS A VERY GOOD IMITATOR OF ERNIE (FROM SESAMSTREET) I WISH I COULD DIGITIZE THE NOISE HE'S MAKING RIGHT NOW, IT'S VERY FUNNY - !5 (SOMETHING LIKE THIS - 9BOE BISKIEBOE BISKIEBOE - HE SINGS IT ON THE MELODY 'TOY SYMPHONY', WHICH IS A DEMO-TUNE ON THE FUCKIN' SAMPLER.) - "I THINK I TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT RICO - *AND NOW THE TOP 5 CHART OF DEMO-CREATORS : - >(I DON'T WANT TO MENTION MYSELF, BECAUSE I'M SUCH A NICE GUY!) - 2TOP 5 OF CRACKERS: - 7TOP 5 OF COMPUTER-MUSIC - /2.MARTIN GALWAY - 54.JEROEN KIMMEL (RED) - (PS. I HAVE MADE A MUSIC-ROUTINE MYSELF (WITH DIGI), AND I THINK IT'S PRETTY NICE - = ONE SONG IS ABOUT 8 BLOCKS AND IT'S FASTER THAN ROCKMONITOR - 0WELL, THAT'S IT. - +RICO WITH MY TEXT WITHOUT ONE WORD FROM BRABIN "IT - IT'S NOW SATURDAY 30-1-'88 AND IN THIS WEEKEND WE'VE MADE TWO DEMO'S - - THE SLAINE DEMO (THIS ONE) AND SKATE ZOMBIE - (FIRST I WANT TO GET RID OF THE GREETINGS - 2OH SHIT I MAY NOT PUT ANY GREETINGS IN THIS SCROLL - IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE GREETINGS THEN LOOK IN THE GREETINGS SCROLL - #TOMORROW IT'S CLUDDAY IN OOSTERHOUT - )IF YOU WANT TO SWAP WITH ME THEN WRITE TO - /GAREELSTRAAT 32 - 4THAT'S ENOUGH I HOPE - -UH OH MY LITTLE SISTER IS COMING INTO MY ROOM - 2WAIT A SECOND, OK? - <HEY GET OUT OF MY ROOM BITCH - 2WHAM SCRATCH CHOP - (SORRY BUT I MUST KICK HER OUT OF MY ROOM - NOW SHE IS TELLING MY MOM THAT I'VE STOLEN DADDY'S PLAYBOY'S AND PENTHHOUSES - THOSE LAST TWO WORDS FROM THAT FIGHT ARE DIFFICULT TO TRANSLATE IN ENGLISH BUT I'LL TRY - KUTWIJF IS PUSSYBITCH I THINK AND KLOTEHOER IS (KLOTEN IS AN OTHER WORD FOR BALLS) BALLS-WHORE - ALL ARKC MEMBERS MUST MAKE NEW ARKC DEMO'S, SO WE ARE MAKING SOON ONE OR TWO OR SOME MORE - HEY WHAT'S THIS,THE WHOLE HOUSE IS DRILLING AND I CAN SEE A BROWN CLOUD ON THE STREET! - 6IT'S THE LIVING LEGEND - 7SHIT WHERE ARE THOSE NUCLEAR WEAPONS WHEN YOU NEED THEM - 1AH HERE I GOT ONE - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE - !WHAT? YOU WANT TO SHOW YOUR DEMO - 2BUT FIRST I'LL TAKE MY GASMASK BEFORE I LET YOU IN - *HEY THAT'S THE DEMO WHICH WE MADE TOGETHER - 7IT'S CALLED 'FUCK YOU!' - YEAH NICE TLL! BUT NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE WILL YA - <I'VE NOTHING TO SAY ANYMORE SO NOW LOOK IN THE OTHER SCROLLS - "THBIS 4THE GREETINGS-SCROLL - [GREETINGS TO , HORNY TOON+TFS/SUN , TERRAX , PANTHER/NEW ACES , SKYKID/THUNDERCATS , HIGHLINE , MICRONET , RED/JUDGES , MR.BADGUY/FANTASTIC FOUR , GIMZO/WOW , GRENDEL/BYTERAPERS , BEATLESS , THE DIGITAL FORCE , THE DYNAMITE CRACKERS , THE DUTCH CRACK GUYS , JCM-SOFT , POWERSOFT , DR LIVINGSTONE , TSB/RIFFS , DREADFULL DUO , MR CHEWING GUM , WEIRDO , SUN-DOWN SONNY , PSJ , THE MAP TEAM , TCC , LDA , FIRE EAGLE , NCA , RTE/DIZZY , PAG , CPS , SHINE AND THE ANTI RONNIE CLUB - ;NOW WE START ALL OVER AGAIN - /GAREELSTRAAT 32 - .HIT THE KEYS 1 AND 2 FOR THE MUSIC FROM SLAINE - "THBIS 2THE MESSAGE SCROLL - GRENDEL/BYTERAPERS: RICO'S DRIVE IS OUT OF REPAIR SO NOW YOU CAN WRITE TO HIM AGAIN - -AND I THINK WE CAN'T COME TO YOUR COPY-PARTY! - ;IT'S TO FAR AWAY AND MY PRIVATE JET IS IN REPAIR AND ON FOOBT I - S MUCH TO FAR AND WITH THE PLANE IT'S TO EXPENSIVE (YOU MAY COME TO PICK US UP - THE MUMMY: HOW DO YOU LIKE THE PICTURE I (RICO) DESIGNED FOR YA - I'VE SEND TWO OF YOUR DISKS AND A DEMODISK FROM ME(RICO) TO YOU, BUT BRAIN TOLD ME THAT YOU PROBABLY ARE MOVED TO ANOTHER HOUSE! IF THAT'S TRUE THAN TRY TO FIND THE DISKS BACK, OK - 4TERRAX: THANX FOR THE MONEY AND THE EXPRESS-STICKERS - JAN LUDECKE IN GERMANY: DON'T CALL US RAMPAGE , WE DON'T MAKE AN INTRO FOR YOU AND MUSTN'T RAPE INTRO'S FROM SOMEONE ELSE , UNDERSTAND - <RADARSOFT: BUY RAD-X OR ELSBE W,ILL FIND YOU - 2THE LIVING LEGEND: - CAN'T YOU MAKE YOUR PROGRAMMES WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM BRAIN AND GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR GAME - !1(YOU WILL NEED IT - 8MR ROPS-SOFT/DREADFULL DUO: WE WILL HELP WITH YOUR DEMO. - 4TO ALL ARKC MEMBERS: - !IT'S TIME TO MAKE NEW ARKC DEMO'S - ;SO WE WILL START WITH A FEW - 1TO ALL ASS-HOLES: - :LICK THE REAL FONZ HIS ASS - /(OR THE MUMMY'S - "TO ALL GUYS WHO SWIM IN THE MONEY: - /GIVE US MONEY FOR AN AMIGA OR ELSE WE GONNA CRY - !8(NO BRAIN, DON'T CRY NOW - /MESSAGE TO ALL: - 1TRY TO CONTACT US - !8(READ THE CONTACT SCROLL - "THBIS 4THE INFORMATION TEXT - 2DEMOS FROM US ARE: - RAMPAGE-PREVIEW , QUARTET MUSIC , WARLOCK MUSIC , SHARP DEMO , THE MUDMAN , THE BIG ONE , LAST NINJA DEMO , SKATE OR DIE , PIRANHA , SURFING MOUSE , BOUNCING BALL , PERSONAL T2 DEMO , ZIE GINDS KOMT T2 , FLY ON TARGET , SKATE ZOMBIE AND THE SLAINE DEMO - .SOON RELEASED: - THE BEAT-BOX , FUTURE VISION , SHAOLIN DEMO , DOUBLE DISK DEMO , ARKC-DEMO'S , LITTLE CONTACT DEMO , Y - A> , FUCK YOU AND MORE RUBBISH. - HERE IS THE SUPER-NICE GUY CALLED TFS. (YOU KNOW, THE GUY THAT'S SUCH A GOOD PROGRAMMER AND IS TOO LAZY TO SEND BACK, THANKS FOR THE DISCS) - FIRST I AM GONNA THANK T2 FOR MAKING ME (ANTI-)FAMOUS IN SURFING MOUSE - $ I CAN ALWAYS APPRICIATE A GOOD JOKE - +UNFORTUNALLY IT WASN'T A GOOD JOKE FROM YOU - .BUT I STOP SLAGGING THEM IN THEIR OWN SCROLLER - $LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NORMAL LIFE NOW - 7 TODAY (31-1-'88) OUR GOOD QUEEN IS HAVING HER BIRTHDAY - .6 I JUST LOVE THE BITCH - .AND NOW A JOKE - A GIRL COMES TO THE DOCTER AND SAYS: DOCTER, WHEN I FUCKED I HAVE SUCH A -